Hello Kitty!

MEOW!
Today's post is dedicated to HELLO KITTY!!!!
Hello Kitty is so awesome! You can find it anywhere! It's almost as awesome as Timmy! (but not as much as Smosh!) Check out some awesome/strange/pretty Hello Kitty stuff!

Do you love Hello Kitty? Is your life Hello Kitty? Now you can live like Hello Kitty in this amazing pink house!

You're getting married and you want everybody you love to be there! Including Hello Kitty! :D

Want to look fabulous like HK always does? Get an exclusive HK manicure!

I LOVE toast! In fact as much as I love meat! Now I can have HK toast!! :D

Wanna look cool everywhere you go? Buy this HK Ferrari!!

You can even be a HK Superhero!

Uhh, well maybe the last one wasn't such a good idea... Anyways, Hello Kitty is awesome! <3

Smosh :P

AHHHH SMOSH HAD BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR 5 YEARS. I mean that's a long time. That's how old I am. :D Plus 90. I'm pretty sure there first video is about Pokemon. At least that's what SAM said. Now since it's their 5th year they are making ANOTHER video about POKEMON. (Sam's <3). They posted this pic on facebook and it was so awesome, that I'm going to put it here. I mean I don't like Japanese or Chinese ,or whatever this is, food, but this is AWESOME :D. 

Hehe! I like the dig trio. I think that's what their name is. It's weird that all Pokemon say are their names. Today was BLACK Friday :D. I went to the mall at like 7:30 and got back at 11:30 :P and i only bought like 10 things :P. Well, that's better than Sam who went to Walmart for 3 hours and bought 2 things. I bought polar bear pants. THEY ARE AWESOME. 

UPDATE: AHHHHHH LOOK at these new shirts on smosh.com AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH they are life on a stick!! Today when you spent 20 get 5 dollars FREEEEEEE! 

Turkeys, Blacks, and SLACKERS!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Hope you had a great time stuffing your selfs with fat, carbs, and turkeys!

GOBBLE GOBBLE

I kinda feel bad for these little birds-even though things that fly are EVIL! Maybe we should give them a brake, I mean we have celebrating how we kill them then devour them for years. Why don't we try eating brussel sprouts instead?

RAWR

Or, maybe not. How about my favorite? BEEF!

Enough about Thanksgiving! Guess what time is it? It's BLACK TIME!

Black Friday

Black Friday, the day after thanksgiving where stores supposively put "everything" (not) on sale. They open at crazy times like 3 in the morning. Many people every year line up outside (mostly middle-aged women) in the cold rain/snow to buy overpriced items. If anything is on sale, it usually something no one wants and gets taken by crazy women with in a minute. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get mentally scarred while buying things you don't need. (May change name to Black-Eye Friday from all the injuries people are getting)

NOTE: Has nothing what so ever to do with black people.

While you crazy people were out shopping, I was hibernating! :)

Zzzz

Well, I'm sure you guys have noticed we have another SLACKER around here!

BEFORE AND AFTER~Before and After

So as you muggles, wizards, and witches may know, Harry Potter has finally stopped filming. Emma Watson was thrillled that now the movies were over, she'd finally have freedom with her hair. Check out this interview she did for EW.

"When filming ended, Watson’s hair was finally her own. She could have cut her hair immediately, but she decided to wait a bit. “It didn’t feel right then; I needed a break,” she tells EW.com exclusively. During the cut, designed by New York stylist Rodney Cutler of Cutler Salon, Watson never had a moment of panic or remorse. “It was weird. My hairdresser was like, ‘When are you going to freak out?’ Most people cry or go into shock,’” she says. “But I was very calm. I knew it was the right thing.” It helped, she said, that she didn’t tell anyone she was getting the drastic ‘do. “I went to the salon alone and I left alone,” she says. “I knew everyone was going to have an opinion, and I couldn’t deal with it. I have to get myself into a good place to deal with people saying things like, ‘It’s terrible! She looks like a boy!’”  

Personally, I think she made a HUGE mistake. Emma Watson was amazingly pretty before! Sure she looked kind of strange in the beginning, but she turned out to be beautiful. She was even a model for Burbury. She knew that people would think she looks ugly, yet she still did it!

Modeling for Burbery

Photoshoot



Half-Blood Prince Poster

See how awesome she is? Now she's just.....

THIS!

MY EYES!!

Jumba~shes WAY better now doofis

SHORT HAIR

UGH! Why did Emma Watson cut her hair so she looks like a manlady!!!!!!!! She looked so pretty with normal hair! Does she want to look bad!!!!!!!!!! She would look pretty in the picture ^ if she had her old hair!!!

I'M BACK!

SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED! YES, I AM THE SLACKER JUMBA WAS TALKING ABOUT. THAT WAS AN AMAZING PICTURE OF ME WASN'T IT? TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT I DID HERE ARE SOME PENGUINS!

Watch out for the fat one in the middle! It bites!

You guys no this guy right?

Yes the amazing FRED! Fred is played by a highschooler named Lucas. Lucas decided to make a new character completely different from Fred Figglehorn. Its called Doug Derky.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred?blend=2&ob=1#p/u/0/mvicbRMiZlk

Sadly, it SUCKS! It's not funny. It's unnapropriate, and its just plain WIERD! I mean after he went on iCarly he got many younger viewers, like my sister. I don't want my little sister watching things like this! He should just stick to what he does best! FRED FIGGLEHORN!

I'm sorry to say this but Lucas Cruikshank has been dissapointing us alot lately! His shows used to be AMAZING!! Now that he's all famous, they're ok. Not as funny and natural as before. And now he comes out with this whole, Doug Derky stuff. Hopefully the Lucas/Fred we all love and know will come back!

 

For the month of November, Marc Horowitz will put his daily decisions in the hands of strangers as he surrenders his life choices online for the public to vote on at www.theadviceofstrangers.com. Wierd I know right? Haha so let's see what the cruel, cruel, people on the internet make him do! :D

Well children, I'm off to the apple store! TOODLES!

OOPS THATS AN ORANGE!

No School!

Yay! No school! Let's PARTAY!!

Slackerrrrrrr

Somebodies SLACKING. Let me give you a hint 

YA YOU! 

P.S. It's not meeee

Now here's a comic

Hehe

:(

DON'T WORRY CHILDREN

DON'T WORRY CHILDREN! I'M BACK! (was doing geometry homework)


OMG! YOU GUYS!!! TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE HARRY POTTER 7 PERMIERE!!!!!!

CAN'T WAIT!!!! I'm watching it with Jumba at Imax on Tuesday. It's gonna be AWESOME!

LATER KIDS!
~uNCLE sAM

SAMMMMMMMMMMM

SAM IS NOT ONLINE NOT ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!