Christmas List for Next Year!

bgOMPalatis! My Christmas SUCKED! All I got was COAL! That sucks! I'm such a good person! I know I'll get lots of presents next year so here's a list of things I want. :D

Onnnn Christmas next year I want

One Creepy Cat



Two Ugly Sweaters



Three Plates Of Curry

Four Dung Beetles

Five Plastic Swords



 

Six Foot-Eaters

Seven curious Emus

Eight Rotten Oranges

Nine Broken Lamps

Ten Angry Pigs

Eleven Knitted Pies

And, My True Love

OATMEAL

Ok! One thing... THE OATMEAL IS BEUTY!

I mean it's not just oatmeal. Thats lame.
 It's like  
Loser: Hi! I'm oatmeal!
Other fat: PSH! LOSER!
  
Now this is THE oatmeal
THE oatmeal: Hi im THE oatmeal
Other fat: YOUR ARE AWESOME! Here's a million dollars
THE oatmeal: YAY!


He is publishing an THE OATMEAL book! ITS MY LIFE!! Also, so is Peeta, :)
ANYWAYS THATS ALL THE OATMEAL IS BEUTY THT IS LIFE OH AND CHEESE... CHEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEE is also life. :D








This is so beuty that is has to be in Xtra LARGE! This was the first comic I ever read :D shown to me by SAM!