Christmas List for Next Year!

bgOMPalatis! My Christmas SUCKED! All I got was COAL! That sucks! I'm such a good person! I know I'll get lots of presents next year so here's a list of things I want. :D

Onnnn Christmas next year I want

One Creepy Cat



Two Ugly Sweaters



Three Plates Of Curry

Four Dung Beetles

Five Plastic Swords



 

Six Foot-Eaters

Seven curious Emus

Eight Rotten Oranges

Nine Broken Lamps

Ten Angry Pigs

Eleven Knitted Pies

And, My True Love

STUPiD RUMORS!!!!!!!

WHAT??? THAT iS SOOO NOT TRUE!!! Well, maybe it is, but still! Everybody knows Uncle Sam can't diet! She LOVES MEAT!!!

But, maybe I should go on a diet cause

ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!! 

 You guys no Jumba right? Well he's a really poor looser whose always been jelous of me, Uncle Sam. So guess what he did?? HE ATE MY STINKIN' FOOT!!!!!!!!!

~uNCLE sAM